Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

1: Would you rather have to ride an elephant or a camel to school every day?

2: Would you rather have to drink everything from your ears or eat everything with your bellybutton?

3: Would you rather have to eat two full lumps of sugar or eat one small pinch of salt?

4: Would you rather sweat sticky lemonade or have your breath always smell like garlic?

5: Would you rather forever have to eat with your feet or walk with your hands?

6: Would you rather sound like a cow mooing every time you laughed or sound like a chicken every time your screamed?

7: Would you rather have a single pair of eyes on the back of your head of one pair of eyes on each side of your head?

8: Would you rather have a house that is built with jello or a car that is made with graham crackers and honey?

9: Would you rather possess the ability to know what your classmates are thinking or be completely invisible?

10: Would you rather eat however many teddy grahams or fish crackers that you wanted?

11: Would you rather have a pie smashed onto your face or be sprayed all over your body with silly string?

12: Would you rather have 10 fingers on each of your hands or 10 toes on each foot?

13: Would you rather name your own island or be able to name your own sports team?

14: Would you rather have to brush your teeth with baking soda or dish soap?

15: Would you rather look at everything that’s far away by using binoculars or look at tiny things close up with a microscope

16 Would you rather swim in a pool of chocolate or play on a field of milky way bars?

17: Would you rather lay in bed with your favorite stuffed animal or your favorite blanket?

18: Would you rather teleport into another country or into another world?

19: Would you rather live with your parents or with your grandparents?

20: Would you rather be unable to open any closed doors or not be able to close any open doors?

21: Would you rather have tiny feet and huge hands or huge feet and tiny hands?

22: Would you rather be able to design an imaginary creation just by drawing it or make something that is real disappear by erasing it?

23: Would you rather be a superhero or a sidekick?

24: Would you rather run as fast as a turtle but be able to fly or run as fast as a cheetah but not be able to fly?

25: Would you rather go to bed with a friend in a treehouse or in sleeping bags?

26: Would you rather have a robot that is your friend, or that is your servant?

27: Would you rather live on a farm on life in a big city?

28: Would you rather be allowed to wear any type of clothing that you want to school or have to wear school uniforms?

29: Would you rather put a hotdog in a hamburger bun or a hamburger in a hotdog bun?

30: Would you rather constantly have to sneeze but it never comes out or have hiccups that last for four hours per day?

31: Would you rather have to use your weak hand to eat or to write?

32: Would you rather go back in time one year to talk to your past self or go into the future one year to talk to future self?

33: Would you rather have to shave all of your hair or lose all of your teeth?

34: Would you rather have to pay for everything with pennies or 100 dollar bills for the rest of your life?

35: Would you rather eat wet cat food or dog treats after breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

36: Would you rather have a camera as your eyes or a sound recorder as your ears?

37: Would you rather eat ice cream or banana pudding?

38: Would you rather look out the front window or the side window?

39: Would you rather have to drink all of your beverages from a huge bucket or a baby bottle?

40: Would you rather wear the same clothes to school every day or have your parents pick out a new outfit for you every day?

41: Would you rather spikey hair or curly hair?

42: Would you rather have short straight hair or long curly hair?

43: Would you rather sit or stand for the rest of your life if you could only choose one?

44: Would you rather float every time you tried to jump or jump every time you tried to walk?

45: Would you rather have to fight 100 pigeon sized zebras or one zebra sized pigeon?

46: Would you rather have big muscles or be really smart?

47: Would you rather see colors that no one else could see or smell smells that no one else could?

48: Would you rather visit a good amusement park once every month or go to the best amusement park in the world once every year?

49: Would you rather have a secret switch that would make your brothers and sisters quiet or have a secret switch that could make your mom and dad quiet?

50: Would you rather be able to live as long as you wanted or be the strongest superhero in the whole world?

51: Would you rather possess the power to never get sick for the entirety of your life or to never get injured?

52: Would you rather be tall or short?

53: Would you rather spin in circles or jump really high?

54: Would you rather have a food fight or a water balloon fight with your family?

55: Would you rather blow out 50 butterflies every time you sneeze or cough out a mouse every time you wheeze?

56: Would you rather be forced to say everything that was on your mind or to never speak unless someone spoke to you?